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NOTES:

For 9 years a friend and I worked on a screenplay about an overgrown Elf at the North Pole. He journeys South to the big city to find his true self. There was a lot of interest in the project. Imagine our surprise (and disappointment) when somebody else made a movie about the exact same subject (“Elf”, 2003).

We still dream of adapting our story to the stage, but in the meantime I’m thrilled to share a couple of songs from our version. The main character, Elf, SNEEZED his magic. It was mortifying. He tried to hide it, but his fear of sneezing became sublimated into a fear of waltzing. (Trust me, it made sense in the screenplay). Thus, this song and dance number about a guy who is afflicted with waltz urges, the way you and I are afflicted by sneezing. The song stands well on its own, I think.

 

I Feel a Waltz Coming On- LYRICS

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I feel a waltz coming on
I don’t like this feeling
I’ll stare at the light bulb up there on the ceiling
It’s old and it’s corny
It’s phony, it’s false
It’s not what I want, a Waltz!

I feel a waltz coming on
Of all the diseases
The waltz, above all, is the one that displeases
It churns in my stomach
It burns somersaults
The thing I can’t stand is a waltz!

I can’t let them see it
I must try to hide
This squirming unnerving sensation
Of a schmaltzy waltz deep inside

I feel a waltz coming on!
In spite of my wishes
My soul is unfurling and swirling in swishes
I’m three quarters crazy
I’m three quarters mad
I’m waltzing a waltz, I’m Bad!

I can’t let them see it
I must try to act like a man
I don’t trust this feeling
The last time I waltzed I was months in the healing!

I feel a waltz coming on!
It’s most disconcerting
It’s more than my lower lumbago that’s hurting
My delicate senses
It brutely assaults
I cringe when I hear
Everybody stand clear
The thing that I fear, it’s near, it’s here, it’s a waltz!


© 1994 G Madsen/Kathryn Keats. Mop Mop Music ASCAP
GM: Piano, Voice, Orchestral programming


 

 

 

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